Here instead you’ll find a rather jaunty confibulation of exuberant irrelevance, followed almost invariably by wistful longing, though it’s subtle. There’s vitally important film work. There are intriguing audio clips. There’s commerce, and information, and misinformation, each often masquerading as the other. There’s Ethel.

You can even sign up to become a Mnembre, with all the amazing benefits of Mnembreship such as you could truthfully say to other people that you’re a Mnembre, if only you could figure out how to pronounce it. (HINT: Oct-OO-bruh.) Who knows, the site may even be updated from time to time. We all have our dreams.

What everyone everywhere (impatient ducks included) wants to know is Where’s all the Boynton STUFF that has in bygone days leavened our things that need leavening?

She’s doing WHAT? Producing CHILDREN’S MUSIC? And VIDEOS? What for? Where are the cards? I want a T-Shirt. Sneakers! What about mugs?

Then suddenly, there’s Zazzle (if by “suddenly” we mean Zazzle has been in business since 1999 but who knew? Other than Disney and Lucasfilms and pretty much all of the rest of you?)

FAST COMPANY magazine says that that consumer-responsive small-run production is the tidal wave of the future. Okay! Why not? Cowabunga etc. The all new and not really ready but ta daaaaaaaa BOYNTON ZAZZLE STORE is open! Go! Look! Purchase! You don’t want to make fools of the fine people at Fast Company magazine.

Imagine! Your child’s NAME and PHOTO deftly integrated into a lively Boynton book.

These books are skillfully printed and manufactured by Pint-Size Productions, the very same exclusive printer of many beloved Boynton books such as The Going to Bed Book, Dinosaur’s Binkit, and Moo, Baa, La La La!

Pint-Size is the ONLY board book company in the United States, which it so happens is owned and operated by our very own webmastermind T.S. Ortolani.

The intriguing title: Are You a Cow?
(The unflinching answer: “No.”)

Click HERE to find out how it turns out. Or HERE.

SANDRA BOYNTON directs a short film starring the legendary B.B KING! (And co-starring the stunning MOMSOCK.)

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